• Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in three years?
  • Me: watching bayformers #5
  • Interviewer: and ten years?
  • Me: bayformers number... 7? maybe 8?
  • Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
  • Me: bayformers trash
  • Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
  • Me: bayformers Optimus Prime
  • Interviewer: Give me an example of a teamwork situation that worked well for you.
  • Me: Ironhide and Sideswipe in the mexican standoff
  • Interviewer: Describe a difficult situation and how you overcame it.
  • Me: All my friends are dead so I adopted a human family and got my dinosaur friends to deal with my aggressors.
  • Interviewer: What is your ultimate goal in life?
  • Me: To live long enough to see a Transformers live-action series reboot without any involvement from Michael Bay.
  • Interviewer: Thank you for your time.
  • Me: When you look at the stars tonight, think of one of them as my soul.